hey Who left a fuckin nnoying droid in th midle of the hall tday? i coulda triped an lost my whole kriffing botle of wissssskey

skywalkr ti was you i fcuking KNOW IT a

znd if ond more person tels me how SADDDD they ar for me i;m gonna thro up you dint kno the first thing bout how wondrful he wus to me and nothn is ever

its all black black

I am pleased to announce the formation of A.R.M.O.R. (Altered-Reality Monitoring and Operational Response) , the new security force for the inhabitants of Area 42. Although the team will work as closely with base security as circumstances permit, it will ultimately be independent of the military and dedicated to preserving the safety of all inmates ( Read more... )

WHO: Dean Venture, [OPEN]
What: arrival
Where: the corridorsA skinny teenage boy in a red sweater vest stumbles down the hall ( Read more... )

Well hello there everyone- I'm new in town and I thought I ought to introduce myself to y'all.

Name's Ted Forrester, and it's a pleasure to meet everyone who's gonna be sharin' this strange exile with me.

Fictional? Really? Ain't that a hoot :)

WHO: Anakin, Roast Beef (tagging Leia and Ray), OPEN
WHAT: DADDY'S GONNA WIN BACK YOUR LOVE SWEETHEART
WHERE: the hallways

Anakin held an irate Roast Beef at arms length.

"THIS IS SO WACKY PUT ME DOWN TINY VADER SERIOUSLY DON'T REGIFT ME TO YOUR PRINCESS DAUGHTER""What kind of pittin are you? One that parrots Basic>" Anakin barked, struggling to ( Read more... )

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Man this isn't cool

I told Molly I would finish an entire piece of toast on my own today without havin' it bring up bad memories and stuff today is the day I make her proud.

Ray I am going to be so pissed at you if you did something that sucked me into some kind of crazy underground government conspiracy SO PISSED RAY